They are eggs. Pooped out from the best of the best chickens specially for this.
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Scrambled Eggs/Omelete
Basically we put eggs in a bowl, then beat them up with a fork until they are liquid.
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Pancakes
Pretty self-explanatory. Its a cake. In a pan.
P.S. We can make the pancakes dairy-free if you want.
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Toast
Its hot bread.
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Avocado
Avocado🥑🥑
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Side
Its your not main
Cereal
Is it a soup? Idk but it tastes good.
P.S. if you order this we will come ask if you want milk cuz I didn't want to make a seperate one for each cereal with/without milk.
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Yogurt
Its old milk? I guess that's safe to eat (probably)
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Drink
You drink it
Lemonade
Yeah so basically people smushed lemons and now you can drink its guts👍
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Coffee
YEAH I HAVE SO MUCH MORE ENERGY NOW.
P.S. Everything will be 8 oz
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Milk
Cow Juice🐄🐮
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Tea
BRITISH!!!(It wouldn't let me put the british flag so just pretend its there). TEA AND CRUMPETS!!! (Does not come with crumpets😔)